New Shows I May/May Not Watch Tonight
Heroes: If you're still watching this it's probably because of the Irish Breakfast version of T-Bag. It sure as hell isn't the faux lesbian relationship the cheerleader isn't having.
How I Met Your Moms: Here's to hoping that your dad doesn't get Alzheimer's before he finishes the story. Better yet, just go ask your mom.
House: You get verbally abused by a cripple while someone vomits blood and pees some other color in the rainbow. Luckily, FOX hired a foreigner doing an American accent to help you.
Fringe: Your brain gets raped by William Bell. Luckily, FOX hired a foreigner doing an American accent to help you.
Chuck: He's back and in pog form. Meanwhile, your Best Buy isn't at all this interesting. Luckily, NBC hired a foreigner doing an American accent to help you.
Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations: Tony burns six tons of cocaine. Why are you watching anything else?
Hoarders: I can't believe someone would live in that kind of - hey, wait, that's my apartment.
Little People, Big World: Now on PSPGo or Nintendo DSi
New Shows YOU May/May Not Watch Tonight
Castle, Big Bang Theory, CSI: Miami, Antiques Roadshow, American Masters, The Secret Life of the American Teenager, Make It or Break It, Unwrapped, Monday Night RAW, Cake Boss, Older Guys aka Men of a Certain Age, Motor City Motors, Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives
Shows That Will Never Be on My TV
Two and a Half Man, Accidentally on Purpose, The Jay Leno Show, The Bachelor
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