Because It's On: Thursday

Shit I'm TiVoing

Community: It's not The Soup, but I'm pretending it is.

Parks and Recreation: Following the same premise as The Office, your shitty life is now a documentary people laugh at.

30 Rock followed by 30 Rock: Not to be outdone, PBS is following The 3 Tenors with The 3 Tenors.

Fringe: Again? Is this show getting canceled? Is it because they pulled a fast one on us earlier this week by running a lost episode? Will the Dynamic Duo get out of this jam? Stay tuned at this Bat-time, on this Bat-channel.

Archer followed by Archer: A new animated series by what looks like the same guys who brought you Frisky Dingo. I hope this is better than the preview they showed month's ago. Wait, I see a theme going here. Welcome to Doublemint Thursday. Two! Two! Two shows in one!
Shit YOU'RE TiVoing

Ace of Cakes: A customer complains about how there's no cake in the cake Duff and the gang make them. "IT'S JUST FONDANT AND WOOD!!! MY DAUGHTER GOT A SPLINTER IN HER MOUTH!!!" To their credit, the cake still looked awesome.

Modern Marvels: My plea to have Huell Howser host this show is denied again. Come on! That guy gets excited at tube socks and dirt.

CSI: This show is essentially unkillable in a Matlock kind of way. It will only end when they get tired of it. But you're watching it anyway.

The Mentalist: He blows your mind with his flesh colored hair.

Bones: You grew up watching Angel, so it makes sense.

Project Runway: Between Haiti, Conan and Jay, you probably forgot it was on. You're welcome.

Grey's Anatomy and Private Practice: I'm a guy. You're a girl. I get it.

American Chopper: It's still on.

Just Shit

Jersey Shore: Being Italian, I don't find this offensive. Being moderately intelligent, I find this annoying.

TNA Wrestling: Only because it's false advertising.

Jay Leno Does Dallas and Real(ly Dumb) Housewives of Orange County round out this category.