Here is a link to the spoilers listed on TV Squad. As a way to keep things awesome for you, I'm listing a bunch of things that are most likely NOT going to happen or don't say anything.
1. The dude who played Leno in that horrible The Late Shift was not listed as one of the people integral to this season.
2. The smoke monster is not really a black man and yes, you are a racist for thinking that.
3. Benjamin Linus will not find the Ark of the Covenant and have his face melted off, but 2 out of 5 people agree that would be cool.
4. Hurley will save the Dharma Initiative rec center with a break dancing contest.
5. There will be some motherfucking snakes on the motherfucking plane.
6. Kate will hook up with Bernard.
7. Sayid and Ilana will form the Wonder Twins. Form of Dental Surgical Tools!!! Shape of a gun!!!
8. Meanwhile, back at the Hall of Justice, Aquaman loses his shit and burns the motherfucker down.
9. Miles will be killed by a trap that Jigsaw set.
10. With the events never having happened on the island, Jack will end up having to become the patriarch of his family once his parents die.
11. Locke will be arrested for his involvement with Millennium group and their biological attack.
12. Charlie will succumb to the ring.
13. Boone is outed at a dinner with her alcoholic mom.
14. Walt is replaced with Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
15. Vincent the dog is really anti-Jacob
Okay, that's all I got right now.
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