To quote everyone else. FUCK and YES!
One of the best shows on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim finally figures out that their audience base of lonely, balding obese 30+ year old LARPers STILL buys action figures. How awesome will it be to have a Brock Samson figure that comes with a lawn mower attachment for his chest or a 21 with removable chest plate revealing his "HENCH4LIFE" tat and retractable spikes. Of course, Mrs. Dr. Girlfriend Monarch is also something to be dazzle a cubicle, man cave or masturbatorium for the truly depraved, though you may have to wait. Bif Bang Pow! is making them and are known most for their Dexter figures and Lost bobbleheads which...yeah, it's no MacFarlane Toys of yore but I have faith that they won't totally screw this up. Wait...I'm having a vision...
HFC!: They totally screwed this up!
Why is Dr. Venture wearing a purple jumpsuit? What happened to Brock's mullet? WHO THE HELL WANTS A MANCOW FIGURE AND HOW THE HELL IS THAT A "SPECIAL EDITION"?
I need to stop huffing paint in the morning. In the meantime, all I got for you is this Brock "Murderfly" Samson custom figure. (via CrimsonVampyre by way of Toycutter)
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